Portal Land

And this became a challenge when?

The day you came around.

You tell her DOS.

I don’t even remember why she’s bothering me.

Oh, speaking in German, as if no one has access to a translator. Real clever.

I don’t need no translators, so who’s REALLY WINNING HERE?

I wasn't referring to myself, dear brother. As for anime you know I loathe it and my breasts are not that large.

You just keep telling yourself that.

~~die sind enorm und du weißt es.~~

"SHUT UP.We could put a bra on you and stuff oranges in it. THEN YOU’D BE A BUSTY WOMAN." Hmmm, I wonder who that sounds like.

No, you’d be one of those anime chicks with boobs to their knees.

April fools? More like my kids running around ducktapping each other to walls instead of actually pranking each other.

You all don’t love me now because I’m not cramming Portal down your throats at all hours of the morning anymore.

Files for a program are trying to one up you aren't they.

It’s really weird too.

I AM MORE THAN THAT.

But where would I be without you? I wouldn't exist.

I am appreciated.