His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley) my aunt who is reading this novel tried to convince me it’s not a total piece of shit. she got so defensive. she’s like “you’ve never read it, okay??” i’m like “whatever i’ve read quotes and it’s the stupidest bullshit i had ever heard.” except i unfortunately...
fuckyeahloldemort: do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
s4ls4: mrsspencereid: it’s kind of ridiculous that we have to work our asses off for 13 years in school just to work our asses off for another 2-8+ years in college just to work our asses off in a job that we probably don’t even like, when we were born on this earth without a choice and i for one certainly didn’t sign up for that this is seriously all i fucking think about
ofthecherryvariety: wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. i hope mine fell in someone’s cleavage
london: hey i just met you
london: and this is crazy
london: but for our olympic opening ceremony we honored the internet and built a 40 foot voldemort
london: so fuck you beijing
They should just start making up fake countries to...
vitaminelise: simplydalektable: emmiandthefireflies: “And here’s Narnia, followed by Gallifrey”… “And bringing up the rear is Asgard, full of glorious purpose” “The Fire Nation looks like they’re ready to attack.”
snoipahkat: hortonhearsadoctorwho: I’m so confused by Britian right now. It’s like when you think you know someone and they’re this quiet reserved person. And then you go to a party they’ve thrown and they’re really drunk and half naked, on a table twirling their shirt over their head. don’t leave them alone with construction equipment because it’s only a matter of time before they’re...
capitolprostitute: Australian advertising is fucking brilliant. meanwhile the klondike ad men are crying themselves to sleep for not doing this first
numbuh214: nasty-otter: If you think about it potatoes don’t really get all that much credit they’re fucking awesome this one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries regular, curly, waffle. It can be made into chips or ruffly you can make hashbrowns with it even a salad add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes you can have it sliced and...
The Internet of Things and Change - Will You Be... →
smarterplanet: Will You Be Ready For the M2M World? The Internet of Things, the Connected World, the Smart Planet… All these terms indicate that the number of devices connected to, communicating through, and building relationships on the Internet has exceeded the number of humans using the Internet. But what does this really mean? Is it about the number of devices, and what devices? Is it about...
i-am-the-whale-of-fail: directortassja: i-am-the-whale-of-fail: how about no (It’s okay, Billie. At least you’re not my brothers playing for 24 hours straight.)
Learn Science While Playing Video Games? Video... →
smarterplanet: Valve is bridging the gap between video games and science education with its ‘Teach With Portals’ program. For decades, video games and education have gone together like oil and water. No matter what attempts were made to merge the two, it seems students and teachers had to pick between one or the other, with The Oregon Trail being the only tolerated exception to the rule. But...
clarri: iambillpardy: seerofsarcasm: ohdeerling: hussiebot: intrarnot-explour: wheelcher: genius OH MY GOODOD JESUS THIS IS TERRIBLE ON SO MANY LEVELS BUT I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING THAT’S FUCKING HORRIBLE, BUT GOD, IT’S FUCKING HILARIOUS. SHITSTORM im pissing this is hilarious