Portal Land

And this became a challenge when?

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 19:30:40 -0400

The day you came around.

You tell her DOS.

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 19:25:37 -0400

I don’t even remember why she’s bothering me.

Oh, speaking in German, as if no one has access to a translator. Real clever.

Tue, 09 Apr 2013 14:41:32 -0400

I don’t need no translators, so who’s REALLY WINNING HERE?

I wasn't referring to myself, dear brother. As for anime you know I loathe it and my breasts are not that large.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:43:06 -0400

You just keep telling yourself that.

~~die sind enorm und du weißt es.~~

"SHUT UP.We could put a bra on you and stuff oranges in it. THEN YOU’D BE A BUSTY WOMAN." Hmmm, I wonder who that sounds like.

Mon, 08 Apr 2013 22:07:48 -0400

No, you’d be one of those anime chicks with boobs to their knees.

April fools? More like my kids running around ducktapping each other to walls instead of actually...

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:25:06 -0400

April fools? More like my kids running around ducktapping each other to walls instead of actually pranking each other.

You all don’t love me now because I’m not cramming Portal down your throats at all hours...

Fri, 08 Mar 2013 17:27:58 -0500

You all don’t love me now because I’m not cramming Portal down your throats at all hours of the morning anymore.

Files for a program are trying to one up you aren't they.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:06:19 -0500

It’s really weird too.

I AM MORE THAN THAT.

Photo

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 16:04:49 -0500

But where would I be without you? I wouldn't exist.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:39:49 -0500

I am appreciated.

Well, I guess it's only fair. hair flip, adjusting of the beret Without my appearance, I'm simply a folder with WAV files and an oto!

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:15:05 -0500

I’m am an outdated thing. YOU’VE ONE UPPED ME IN ONE GO.

THIS ISN’T HOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO WORK.

I'd say that there's no way they'd let you but I'm pretty sure Wii and 'U would try to hold me down OTL

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 02:13:13 -0500

I appreciated their help.

YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:44:49 -0500

I got his drugs so I’m coming to kick your ass now, in front of your children.

Okay, okay... so the they're... /people/? They have people form??

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:44:28 -0500

Yeah. To put it simply I guess.

looks really confused--again óAõ But... what? How... you're... ehhh?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:30:05 -0500

Ah, you’re confusing me now.

I'VE LIVED IN THIS BUILDING FOR YEARS I KNOW IT BETTER THAN YOU.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:29:40 -0500

I’VE BEEN IN THAT BUILDING EVERY DAY SINCE YOU MOVED HERE I KNOW IT AS WELL AS YOU DO.

Plus my kid needs his crap.

I know you will YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ME FIRST HAHA

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:21:50 -0500

I’m coming to get you now. YOU CAN’T HIDE BECAUSE YOU’RE HUGE.

NES? You mean... that gaming system from way back before I was created?

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:21:17 -0500

Yeah, he’s my bro and he’s about to get punched.

Best of luck with that.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:08:03 -0500

DON’T MAKE ME, I WILL.

Nope, not gonna stop, DOS.

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 01:03:18 -0500

I’m gonna come over there and punch you.